Recession Obsession 

The constant, incessant, obsession with the crappy economy to the extent that no one can function or think of anything else.

Bob: I can't focus because the recession is taking over my thoughts.

Steve: Dude, you have Recession Obsession.

Recession Obsession by wyochick March 31, 2009

Recession Bitch 

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

Recession Bitch by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009

recession car 

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

recession car by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

Recession Teasession 

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

Recession Teasession by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010

recession weaves 

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

recession weaves by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009

Recession Hit 

When you can't afford to buy any herb because of tough times, so instead you scrape your pipe and smoke the resin.

"You got any weed?" asks Jared.
"No, money is tight, but we can take a recession hit," replied George.

Recession Hit by Octopi_ATL March 10, 2009

Recession Buster 

1.) A deal or discount from shops, Restaurants, or vendors that is abnormally good because of the down market.

2.) A simple meal, drink or way of cutting costs while out with friends or at work that saves loot.

1.) "Buy one lb of taffy get two lbs free" What a Recession Buster, but who wants 3 lbs of fucking taffy?

2.) "Dude what are you eating PB&J?" Yeah man it's a Recession Buster Sandwich.

"Sweet, glad I brought my cargo shorts now I can save these chicken tenders for later"

Recession Buster by JMAN88 July 20, 2012