The Great Recession 

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

The Great Recession by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession 

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

Pussy Recession by mryou September 8, 2009

Renessa 

Renessa is a unique girl's name that apparently no one can ever remember. Is often confused with Vanessas, Janessas, or loch ness.

A sweet girl with great fashion taste, and great taste in music. Very pretty, beautiful and sexy. Someone to definately keep as a best friend or girlfriend. Is very open and lovable.

cheers to renessa.

Guy1: Hey man, what's that hot girl's name again? Renessa..or soemthing?

Guy2: HAHA no, it was Vanessa, or something, go talk to her!!

Renessa by Renessa's friend for life June 28, 2009

Pounding Recession 

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

Pounding Recession by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Relationship Recession 

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

Relationship Recession by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

Recessivism 

(Noun) 1. Social, political and economic philosophy designed to disassemble (with the intent to destroy) democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. This philosophy is designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of other communal or societal institutions, such as governments. A practitioner of recessivism champions corporate personhood and rights often at the direct expense of the environment, flesh and blood human rights and socio-economic conditions. Practitioners typically pursue deregulation of financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

Recessivism leads us to believe that America was best under the proto-fascist fusion of the British Monarchy, Parliament and the British East India Company.

Recessivism by rladlof December 16, 2009