Are you ready for this shit ?! 

Are you ready for this shit means some one is about to swing a kettlebell across campus.

* steps up to kettle bell *
“ ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT ?! “

Are you ready for this shit ?! by Kettlebell2020 April 21, 2019

Ready to get sucked 

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.

I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.

Ready to get sucked by the_bonedogg March 8, 2011

Reidy and Friend's Showcase 

A place for troll like people who make jokes about everything from homosexuality to little girl rabbits who are actually men. Also see 4chan.

Reidy and Friend's Showcase is a place where furries, gays, and lolis combine.

Reidy and Friend's Showcase by NotGata October 27, 2011

Are you ready to burn some cotton? 

Are you ready to get things done fast. Referencing how fast "Negro slaves" worked in cotton fields. So fast that they would cause enough friction to create a combustion of the cotton.

hey guys! Are you ready to burn some cotton?

Are you ready to burn some cotton? by Bert Retain February 20, 2013

single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

single and ready to mingle by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

star power ready 

In PlayStation2's GUITAR HERO, star power is ready after your meter has reached a certain level, allowing a bonus multipler until your star power runs out. This is activated by the words "STAR POWER READY!" cueing you to sweep your guitar vertically in typical rocker style, or you can wuss out and press select for the same effect.

In real life, a person will get ballsy after realizing or hearing from his buddies that if he's "star power ready"...carpe diem, rock star! Bonus confidence and self esteem!

Guy: There goes Melissa, man I've wanted to hit that for years!
Dude: Star power ready, homeslice.
Guy: Dude...I'm totally gonna go for it this time. My star power IS ready!!!
Dude: You rock!

star power ready by MyDigitalis July 19, 2006

shovel ready 

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

shovel ready by sheila in the car April 5, 2009