racoon eyes 

When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"

"Nice racoon eyes you punk. Wear some sunscreen."

racoon eyes by InYourBackyard. March 7, 2010

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

racoon tit by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013

Racoon Eyes 

What Katsuki Bakugou Calls Mina Ashido in Bnha/Mha

Bakugo: "RACOON EYES GET OVER HERE"
Mina: "THATS NOT MY NAME!!!"

Racoon Eyes by Nova_B1tch May 27, 2021

Racoon Brain 

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

Racoon Brain by Izziloop March 26, 2023

Racoon eyes 

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

Racoon eyes by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoon boy 

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

racoon boy by JimmyC October 30, 2003

Racoon Shoulder Jim 

A guy u see in walmart that wears dead pelts, perferably a "coon", that talks in a scratchy voice asking workers for help due to fact he's a giant hilbilly and need help wit technology

Racoon Shoulder Jim- "OH YEAH I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT...OH YEAH THATS GOOD ONE!"

lol good times

Racoon Shoulder Jim by Dylan Pags October 23, 2007