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Cricket style prolapse 

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.
Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.
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Schrödinger's Prolapse

Schrödinger's Prolapse is a paradoxical social phenomenon in which an asshole is simultaneously prolapsed and not prolapsed until someone looks. And the prolapser retracts/extends the size of their prolapse based on the reaction of other people.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Prolapse his asshole is both prolapsed and not prolapsed until someone reacts, and then it either retracts or flares out depending on whether people laugh or tell him to tuck it back in.
"Prolaps" is the name of a sports clothing store in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. When read aloud, it sounds like "prolapse," which is when you're giving a girl (or guy) anal sex and you pull out of their ass so hard that their intestines pop out. It's amazing to think that RockStar got away with this.
Gamer: "Dude, come here! Seriously, look at this! There's actually a store in the game named Prolaps!"

Gamer's friend: "HAHA! NO FUCKING WAY!"
Prolaps by Ghostly June 26, 2008

Prolapsed Anus 

Rectal prolapse is protrusion of rectal tissue through the anus to the exterior of the body.
Jim gaped her ass last night during the first hour, a little after that he gave her a prolapsed anus.
Prolapsed Anus by Nalrune March 5, 2009

Prolapsed anus 

Ur bum hole which has fallen apart during a huge shit inwhich u push so hard ur anus come out.
Ohh shit my bum hole, I’ve got a prolapsed anus

prolapsed rectum 

The result of aggresive anal sex seen in some pornography where the womans anus will no longer return to its original form due to torn tissue and muscles.
That porn star bitch had a prolapsed rectum after getting gang banged. She should remember that the anus is an exit, not an entrance.
prolapsed rectum by left4ded May 14, 2005

Prolapsed Cunt 

Worst word possible to describe human who has done you wrong. Applies to all genders.
"Get outta my air you prolapsed cunt."