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Ford Probe 

Selling fully loaded (when new) inside of $25,000, it's the poor man's Ferrari. The four-banger base-model is a cheap little cutey-patootie coupe.

The 2.5-liter V-6 GT, however, is the most underappreciated sports car of all time, largely because of the four-banger models. It can, and routinely does, smoke its contemporaries, such as the 240sx, the Celica GT/GT-S, and the Honda Civic or Acura Integra. To this day, the machine's reliability lets it take on modern-day cars, from the vaunted Mustang GT to the Civic Si.

Let's see some good ol' boy in some rustang take that. With his pathetic solid rear axle.
-It's bad enough my Probe GT takes your Mustang GT in every handling category, but I beat you in drag too. Why did you waste all that money?
-Wow. The Ford Probe GT takes a lot of crap about the name, but no one ever wins against it in a race. Wonder why?
Ford Probe by BlackOpSource November 10, 2007
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Gamer probe 

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc
Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”
Gamer probe by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.
"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)
Anal probe by Dannyboi June 19, 2006

ford probe 

Sleek, eligent and good all around car. Its not the fastest but once you own one, youll fall in love.
Its like trying that food you never wanted to try and you end up loveing it.
ford probe by Nick November 10, 2003

Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe
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1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..
Anal Probe by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010

Butt Probe 

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.
Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!
Butt Probe by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

jaynal probe 

when a person named Jay has sex, it's a special operation called a "jaynal probe"
Oh man, i heard you got some Jaynal probage last night! :p

Dude, did u jaynal probe her?
jaynal probe by Profius August 15, 2006