Strategically chosing a girl wearing a skirt and watching her walk up a flight of stairs. The stairs should have no wall rail, but rather one with bars or glass, if you're lucky.
Panties on Demand or Pussy On Demand conincidently have the same abbreviations, but still are 100% conincidental.
A legend in his own right currently in Liverpoolkeeping it real for the baldock massiff, may his legend never die etc etc and may he forever keep it real