my penus

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

my penus by bob January 31, 2004

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pompus penus

It's slang like calling someone a dork or a penis jokingly. Instead of Penis, it is pronounced Penus

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When the GOOSE PENUS card is used. *ur done*

Discord Moderator 666: Take THIS! I'll use GOOSE PENUS.

12 Year old trying to have fun: NOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOooOOO

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Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

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A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

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