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Penn State 

A girl with a nice body but a busted face. Comes from the Maryland band the Grilled Lincolns, who use Penn State as code to describe a butter faced girl without her knowing what is being discussed. Originally referenced the Penn State football team, which has a "tight uniform but an F'ed up helmet."
Rit - "Look at them Penn Staters over there"
Tron - "I would have to have like 8 Newcastles to hit that"
Penn State by TripleChris July 7, 2005

penn state 

Located in what almost qualifies as a real town in Central Pennsylvania, Penn State doubles the population of State College for 8 months each year. Mostly a college for people that weigh more than their IQ's, this state school promises a degree at least a third of UPenn's and half of Lafayette's. Nevertheless, no party in the state is bigger than Penn State, so if you're looking for a week full of drunk, this is the place to go. If you're looking for a real education, maybe you should look elsewhere.
My friend went to Penn State to party, and never woke up.

My Penn State diploma landed me a secure job at Wal-Mart

I only went to Penn State because I didn't get into anwhere else
penn state by got_out_of_town February 18, 2005

penn state 

Hey, let's go to Penn State and watch the cows fuck!
penn state by Joseph Mama January 8, 2006

Penn State 

An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
Penn State by boromir8 November 16, 2020

Penn State 

If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”

Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
Penn State by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009