pandemic pudge 

Extra body fat gained as a result of inactivity and/or lack of motivation to work out during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man Charlie's gained some weight since we've last seen him, guess the pandemic pudge hit him real hard.

pandemic pudge by FlamingOrange April 25, 2021

Pandemic Podge 

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"

Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.

Pandemic Podge by WildMatt May 6, 2020

Pandemic Perfume 

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.

“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”

Pandemic Perfume by justanoldguy November 15, 2009

Pandemic 2 

Number one cause of anti-Madagascar sentiment.

Timmy used to think that everyone deserved equal rights, but ever he played Pandemic 2, he developed an unusual hatred of Madagascar.

Pandemic 2 by RayLi1992 August 25, 2014

Pandemic Beard

When a man grows a beard during self quarantine because he's too lazy to shave.

person 1: Dude, did you see Justin's pandemic beard?
person 2: I know dude, he's posting it EVERYWHERE!

Pandemic Beard by froooooooogy March 25, 2020

Pandemic Fine 

A state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

"Hey lovely, how's it going?"

"Oh you know, didn't make the redundancy list and cried yet today, so I guess I'm doing pandemic fine"

Pandemic Fine by beattingthesystem February 2, 2021

pandemic puppy 

A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.

- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy

- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy

pandemic puppy by WendyMilan April 7, 2021