Noobino

A noobino is a noob but even more dumb and ignorant.

Comes from the game Bloons TD Battles, however is being used much more widely now.

"This guy doesn't have a clue, he's such a noobino!"

Noobino by TrippyPepper November 11, 2018

noobinese 

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

noobinese by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

nooping 

verb. -to noop. When person A and person B lie together, person A on their stomach with person B on their back (facing the ceiling) on top of person A's back. The kind of opposite of spooning. The most comfortable body position in the room.

(clothes optional)

Hey Ali, let's noop.

Ok, JJ. What' nooping?

It's the opposite of spooning, just better.

nooping by Cybrus February 14, 2009

Noobin 

The act of hunting for n00bs to stalk down and own
Fishing for noobs

Dude I went noobin yesterday and caught some big ones

Noobin by Caleb Craig April 18, 2008

noobiness 

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.

Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.

noobiness by Prothesis October 1, 2014

Noobking 

A term for only the most elite of gamers, destroys anyone who gets in their path and protects new players (noobs) from being spawn-camped. Typically into vore for some odd reason.

Thank god we have a Noobking playing minecraft with us.

Noobking by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

Little Nooblings 

These creatures can be found wandering around the starting sections and zones of mmorpgs.Instead of looking up questions on a search engine the consistently spam chat channels with questions which show a their immense lack of understanding of even basic concepts of the game and mmorpgs in general.

Little Nooblings

Little Nooblings by handosome June 22, 2013