nobody cares 

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel

girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*

nobody cares by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014

Nobody 

Nobody is special lmfao

I am nobody. Nobody is special, handsom , long dicked, and is a god at among us

Nobody by pseudonym ツ October 26, 2020

the lights are on, but there's nobody home 

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.

Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.

the lights are on, but there's nobody home by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me: The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You

I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me"

Nobody Loves Me by Headcircus July 8, 2010

nobody mitski 

A song I listen to 24/7 BECAUSE IM SO LONELY 😭

Mum: whatcha listening to
Me:nobody mitski like always

nobody mitski by ANIME HOE February 27, 2021

Ain't nobody got time for dat! 

The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.

Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"

Ain't nobody got time for dat! by Triford January 16, 2013

nobody's business 

A colloquial expression used in simile-like grammatical constructions to attribute particular force to the action of a verb. To state that something is happening "like nobody's business" suggests that it is happening with a particularly high degree of intensity.

It's raining outside like nobody's business!

nobody's business by Sam Sundquist June 27, 2005