Myspace Quitter 

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.

Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.

Myspace Quitter by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006

Myspace Personality 

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.

Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.

Myspace Personality by drix August 23, 2006

myspace-stupid

People who have their myspace filled with surveys, glitter texts, and oversized pictures to where it takes hours to load, and the scrollbar is huge.

You're so myspace-stupid, I can't comment you because I can never find your button.

myspace-stupid by tuffx April 4, 2007

Myspace Loser 

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."

"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."

Myspace Loser by ThomasM April 11, 2008

Myspace Comment Tennis 

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.

Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.

Myspace Comment Tennis by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

myspace magic by Saranader January 15, 2008

Myspace Photo 

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

Myspace Photo by Pete December 27, 2004