van morrison 

An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).
But we love Van the Man.

Van Morrison is the Man!

van morrison by Ellie!!! February 23, 2006

Darren Morrison 

A large male originating from Knockadalteen in Co. Sligo, Ireland. Known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics Darren is best not approached in any situation. Renowned for his abnormally large sideburns Darren is a living example of puberty gone wrong. It is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal pornographic studio in his room.

Guy 1: "Oh my God! Is that guy fucking a horse?"

Guy 2: "Meet Darren Morrison...."

Darren Morrison by Anon m0ssy xp3r7 February 20, 2009

Scott Morrison

The big Daddy of coal. Literally I think his mum and dad is coal geez he really loves his Coal. Also he is probably be the reason Australia falls to bush fires lol

Yo you must be the coal boy Scott Morrison

Scott Morrison by Erex69 March 23, 2022

Scott Morrison

A devoted Cronulla Sharks fan who frequents Engadine McDonalds

He also is the prime minister of Australia, but that doesn't matter

"Hey who's that dude who shat himself at Engadine McDonalds after the Sharks lost in '97"
"That's Scott Morrison"

Scott Morrison by Ebic_Gamer69XXxx April 19, 2021

jim morrison

Jim is everything a normal guy, will never achieve. Hi was not only an amazing musician, with an incredible voice, who would touch anyone's soul, but an extremely good poet. His lyrics, are a fountain of inspiration, placed in the terrific band "The doors" whom rythms may rip your heart out, if you let them.

Tell me where your freedom lies...

jim morrison by MariZ July 18, 2005

David Morrison 

a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis

David Morrison is a lad

David Morrison by David111122121212 January 11, 2012

Scott Morrison

A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)

That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.

Scott Morrison by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021