mastering physics

an online homework site that will make any natural science major want to quit the internet. it culls those who are truly worthy of science from the rest.

Priyanka (pre-med): AHHH MASTERING PHYSICS IS DUE TOMORROW
Allison (pre-law):...you're STILL a science major? wtf.
~2 hours later~
Priyanka: I need to draw diagrams, see if mass cancels, and solve for acceleration, then use kinematics to find speed.
Allison:...are you speaking English?

mastering physics by maythederivativebewithyou November 2, 2009

Dick Misering 

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

Dick Misering by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

masternigga 

The master of the niggas, usually the one who can poop out the most shitbricks in 5 minutes usually on tuesdays

Dude its tuesday im gonna apply for masternigga

masternigga by pighyboy June 21, 2023

Flush Misting 

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

Flush Misting by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

mixing and mastering 

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.

"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.

mixing and mastering by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017

all lives mattering 

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter

"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"

all lives mattering by baby-rock June 9, 2020

misterbugsgf 

funniest, sweetest and overall the best mutual someone could ask for. they’re really sweet and deserve the world 🙏 her edits are to DIE for wicked

p1: hey, have you seen @misterbugsgf edits/content?
p2: not yet, should I check them out?
p1: yes! they’re insanely talented.

misterbugsgf by ihartlb October 21, 2021