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Facebook Marinate 

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.
"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."
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Melinated 

Oh! Look my (melinated) friend is coming.
Melinated by Nalique December 11, 2017
A queer magician from a far away Galaxy, referered to by his homo sexual french Canadian band of wizard homo's as "Alexandre" When he is not casting spells to have sex with drunk men at his local bar in Dorval, you can find Merlin blowing guys on a backstreet in his Mustang space machine.
"Man I just saw this dude with glasses and blue hair blowing 3 dude"

"Man it was probably Merline"
Merline by joey stuffs December 16, 2011
to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.
person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated
marinated by monte queso December 17, 2011

Marinate 

When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you
Don’t open it yet, you gotta marinate
Marinate by Englishkid8 April 9, 2019

marinated meat pocket

“How about you hike up them trousers and show me your marinated meat pocket.”

marinated hump 

A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.
Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.
marinated hump by Steel City Dude January 31, 2021