Marling school

Shithole of a school with gorlock the destroyer as the head, banned phones because too many people are doing drugs to forget this school and you can only buy drugs in school hours, as we all know

Matt:I’m going to marling school
John:sorry mate

Marling school by Fart_smella July 24, 2024

Markling 

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt

Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!

Markling by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025

Fog marling 

When a group of middle aged men all wear fog marl joggers and meet up together”

Shaun went into his wardrobe and picked out his finest fog marl joggers as he was meeting the lads for bit of cheeky fog marling

Fog marling by NUFCARL June 12, 2025