land mammal 

generally female, a person of grotesque proportions and general unclean appearance. although exactly acurate referring to one in this way points out their animal like quality.

whoa! did you see that fuckin' land mammal walkin into white castle.

land mammal by brewse April 16, 2008

Weedeater (mammal) 

<Found in the homoerectus genial family>
<warm-blooded mammal>
Domesticated in North America. Promenate in mainly colder climates, but able to live in temperate climates.

n: Main purpose is used commercially for the purpose of fertilization and grooming of lawns, farms, and golf courses. Feed off of planetary weeds and disease infected grasses. Natural digestive enzymes within weedeaters internalize and filter carcinogens that cause cancer. Currently on the Endangered Species List because of excess poaching in the 1960's and inhalation and consumption of deadly fertilizers and golf balls. Due to the endangerment of the Weedeater, the weedeater preservation Society (WPS) was created in the early 90's in association with PETA to conserve such a vital species to grasslands. Predominately found in western countries such as Ireland where they roam freely. The posession of a weedeater is seen as a high symbol of society in some foreign countries. In North America, some middle-class and upper-class citizens and families own or breed the weedeater. The price of a weedeater runs approximately $750-$1250 depending upon its pedigree and age.

V: To be a person that enjoys vegetables.

The National Country Club of Ireland owns approximately eleven Weedeater (mammal) in order to take care of their three-hundred forty-five acres of golf holes.

Weedeater (mammal) by McLanahan O'Shetfield March 12, 2008

Rabid Mammal Wax 

(n) 1. The foam that dribbles from a rabid animal.
(n) 2. A person who is considered awesome/is revered.
(n) 3. A cola-flavored soft drink.
(v) 4. To do something in the best way possible.
(adj) 5. Really amazing.

1. "I think my dog is sick, he has rabid mammal wax coming from his mouth..."
2. "Oh man, he is such a rabid mammal wax...I'm so envious..."
3. "I don't have enough money to buy a bottle of Rabid Mammal Wax, this sucks."
4. "Wow, the soccer player really rabid mammal waxed that goal."
5. "The runner ran the race very rabid mammal waxily, thats why he won."

Rabid Mammal Wax by Gene May 3, 2004

Bandy Mammal 

A vagina that with an incredible amount of hair. Looks like a small squirrel.

I took her pants off and huge bandy mammal was staring me in the face.

Bandy Mammal by bandymammallover May 4, 2011

Trash Mammal 

A person that isn't particular about the types of food they consume and is often surrounded by empty containers.

Beatrice needs to clean up all those pizza boxes because she's living like a trash mammal.

Trash Mammal by Sal89 January 6, 2020

Nathan Jamel the Mammal 

He is a cock sucker who loves meat pies and is shit at fortnite who eats people because hes a ugly fag

nathan jamel the mammal is a cock sucker

Nathan Jamel the Mammal by lordxtralargecock May 26, 2019

Fastest Land Mammal 

A young Nigerian boy that goes by the name of Babatunde. He has also been in a few sidemen videos including a video where he outruns a cheetah with a full bowl of water. It’s honestly quite unbelievable.

Babatunde is the Fastest Land Mammal on the planet.

Fastest Land Mammal by purpie June 11, 2020