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Magpie fix 

A quick, often temporary, sense of satisfaction a person feels after seizing an opportunity to buy the latest and greatest bright shiny object that hits the market.
"My wife suffers from magpie syndrome and gets her 'magpie fix' when she sees bright shiny objects and then buys them."

"Chris gets his 'magpie fix' every time he uses his credit card"
Magpie fix by Maggie the Magpie December 17, 2009

Magpie Goose 

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.
Magpie Goose by Sep93 June 13, 2011

maggiesmerelda 

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Oriental magpie-robin

The oriental magpie-robin (Copsychus saularis) is a small passerine bird that was formerly classed as a member of the thrush family Turdidae, but now considered an Old World flycatcher. They are distinctive black and white birds with a long tail that is held upright as they forage on the ground or perch conspicuously. Occurring across most of the Indian subcontinent and parts of Southeast Asia, they are common birds in urban gardens as well as forests. They are particularly well known for their songs and were once popular as cagebirds. The oriental magpie-robin is national bird for Bangladesh. People of Bangladesh recognize it as "Doyel".

This species is 19 cm long, including the long tail that is usually held cocked upright. It is similar in shape to the smaller European robin, but is longer-tailed. The male has black upperparts, head and throat apart from a white shoulder patch. The underparts and the sides of the long tail are white. Females are greyish black above and greyish white. Young birds have scaly brown upperparts and head. It is the national bird of Bangladesh.
Look at that Oriental magpie-robin, what a beautiful species of birds!
Oriental magpie-robin by Yakub? November 20, 2018

Swooping Magpie 

A swooping magpie is defined as the act of masturbating on a balcony and ejaculating over the edge to land on an unsuspecting member of the public passing below.
Brenda to Brian: Brian I think a bird just shat on you.

Brian to Brenda: No Brenda my dear, that was in fact a classic swooping magpie. I better get cleaned up.
Somebody who talks like a bird and doesn't shut up! They tend to talk fast and loud!!! They also are hard to understand, due to the fact that the sound that comes from their voicebox is more or less like a Raven!!
"My sister went into a magpie mode when I confronted her on inpersonating me when she was stopped by a peace officer while being under the influence of narcotics and having warrants out for her arrest"
Magpie by Mapgaret June 13, 2005