Macho Mary 

A term used to describe masculine/macho male who is 'in-a-way' gay/sissy/feminine/metro-sexual.

Can also be used to describe things that appears to be tough, but actually is not what people would expect.

1. Despite his size, they call him Macho Mary.

2. Look at that Macho Mary over there, LOL.

3. World of Warcraft - Paladins are such Macho Mary.

Macho Mary by Insert Name Somewhere Here February 28, 2009

Macho Doll 

A gross female bodybuilder who looks like a man.They're ugly in the most of cases.

Simona's body CREEPS ME OUT ! She's totally a Macho doll

Macho Doll by ElectricMachin September 28, 2011

macho cuddly 

a guy who is strong and muscular, but not so much, so that he is still comfortable to cuddle with

Krista: I love my boyfriend. He's so macho cuddly. He's big and strong, but a heck of a good person to cuddle up with when having a movie night in.

Alyssa: Lucky! I want a macho cuddly boyfriend!

macho cuddly by kcm<3 December 18, 2008

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) 

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.

Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!

Macho Gay Touching (MGT) by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009

Macho animals 

Don't listen to that fag Hakko, everyone knows that Macho Fox is the most perverted macho animal.

Macho fox is twisted in the head,
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"

Macho animals by LoboParamilitary April 18, 2004

Macho Mouth

To keep attacking with words too a "some-one” in an inappropriate manner until that “one” gets irritated enough to get Macho with you.

Manipulating ones disposition from one brief moment to the next in a short period of time.

-To goad one into a mode of anger and aggression.
-To get underneath ones skin to attain a sense of control.

Cool and collective Tom was playing pool with Dumb-ass Dick and Dumb-ass Dick started too rudely and obnoxiously criticize Tom’s game during his shooting.

To get Macho’ed the reaction would be.

To be in a calm and cool manner in one moment and then suddenly manipulated too an agitated and hot-tempered manner after being attacked by a Macho Mouth.

Macho Mouth by William Fuentes July 25, 2008

Macho Salad 

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.

-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.

Macho Salad by Rugaru August 20, 2010