Peruvian Laxative 

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

Peruvian Laxative by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.

Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.

vocal laxative by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013

pee laxative 

Fluoxetine
Brand name: Prozac
Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI)
It can treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), bulimia nervosa, and panic disorder.

yo i just took a pee laxative im gonna go meet my girlfriends

pee laxative by pissqueen February 8, 2021