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lemonade launcher 

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
lemonade launcher by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
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log launcher 

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
log launcher by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018

grapefruit launcher 

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
grapefruit launcher by Brad D. November 25, 2006

Tortoise Launcher 

Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
Tortoise Launcher by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010

turd launcher 

the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
turd launcher by markcop1 December 22, 2005

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher 

(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

vagina rocket launcher 

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.
dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!