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Dagger Lagger

When a girl wastes too much time doing other stuff rather than getting some dick.
Met the chick at the bar she told me she wanted to fuck but when we got to my house she was the biggest Dagger Lagger.
Dagger Lagger by anonymous May 20, 2023

Natural-Born Lagger 

A person that was born a lagger. They know nothing but lagging it.
Dude you're gay, that girl wants you to push her shit in but you're laggin it. You're a natural-born lagger!
Natural-Born Lagger by jrami May 15, 2008

Lane Lagger 

The driver who chooses to stay in their lane with no signal, or intention of getting over, even though they have had ampel warning the lane is ending and they need to merge. "Lane lagger" can also be applied to the inconsiderate driver who knowingly gets into the lane that's ending during heavy traffic, because they'll get ahead a few cars since another driver will have to let them in.

Although anyone can be guilty of lane lagging, it's most often observed happening to drivers of high-end cars because sense-of-entitlement usually comes with the purchase of their vehicle.
"That lane lagger wants in front of me but doesn't have the courtesy to signal!"

"Officer, the BMW was lane lagging and merged right into my bumper at the last second!"
Lane Lagger by Devonce May 5, 2009

Anal Lagger 

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

end lagger 

Someone who end lags REALLY FUCKING HARD.
"Bro, I'm End lagging SO FUCKING HARD. I am such an end lagger"
end lagger by TS SPAMMER839840400 January 24, 2022

Fucking Bitch Lagger 

A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.
Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
Fucking Bitch Lagger by Klikster January 19, 2014