Redneck Circle Jerk 

When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.

Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.

Redneck Circle Jerk by nickl7878 May 3, 2012

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

Conference Room Circle Jerk by B-MAG November 3, 2013

circle jerk 

1. A term often used to refer to when a group of people attempt to debate a topic, but it is taken over by people who all agree with eachother trying to boost their egos.

2. When a group of men jerk eachother off.

This thread has become a useless circle jerk. GG.

circle jerk by SilverishGoldNova January 25, 2018

international circle-jerk 

a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.

the cause of the first world war.

"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."

international circle-jerk by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

circle jerk chicken 

When men all jerk each other off in a circle and they are also eating jerk chicken.

Hey, I just had a tasty circle jerk chicken

circle jerk chicken by Helovesthistown February 28, 2014

Jamaican Circle Jerk 

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.

- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"

Jamaican Circle Jerk by Hildegaard Van Heusen September 18, 2012

circle jerk 

1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.

The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.

circle jerk by Pool May 28, 2006