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J.A.P.opotamus 

Jewish American Princess to the 10th power. A Jewish female who is bitchy, spoiled, gold-digging, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, overbearing, selfish and high maintenance in the absolute extreme.
Don: Holy shit, Saul is marring a fucking J.A.P.

Harry: No man. He's marrying a fucking J.A.P.opotamus.
J.A.P.opotamus by Jesus J.A.P. February 19, 2011
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J.A.M.O. 

It began as a corporation name. Now, with the corporation defunct, many years later in the entertainment industry it is shorthand for being 'judged' unfairly or if someone is using scare tactics to make you do things. It has now, with time, become a verb.
"Hey Meyer, did you see you were stricken from the list of people being considered for this job?"
"NO! I had no idea!"
"You have been J.A.M.O.ed. You better look into that and find out what they need you to do to belong in the inner circle of those being considered for the job!"
Aunt Cindy: Hey Lex, is that your new boyfriend?
Lex: No Aunt Cindy, he's J.A.F.
J.A.F. by lexiek June 20, 2012

J.A.S.S. 

A Group of four girls
3 with curl hair 1 with straight
and you better watch out there clan be vicious badass bitches their rated X gifted and gonna sell sex.
"Oh my gosh J.A.S.S. is coming hide your boyfrieds"
J.A.S.S. by Sabrieena March 4, 2009

J.A.P.A.N 

"Just Another Pretty-Ass Nigga"

Acronym or phrase used to represent those kids living in areas around Japan- particularly the military bases. Usually the baller or gangster type; skaters and punkers may be included- just make sure that you're "pretty" and "fresh". No, you don't have to be Black or even a Japanese person to represent or be represented...as long as you're down and you're one of 'them cool kids', you're "just another pretty-ass nigga".

*note: only those living or have lived in Japan can use/represent themselves as J.A.P.A.N
Damn, look at Keith.. he's J.A.P.A.N.

after checking yourself out in the mirror, you say to yourself with full big-headed arrogance: "I'm J.A.P.A.N."
J.A.P.A.N by Nihon September 4, 2006
There were a lot of people in my college from Long Island. All the girls were JAP's
J.A.P. by me November 6, 2003