Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.

Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.

Iranian Cluster Fuck by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Iranian General 

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

Iranian General by Nb68 January 3, 2020

iranian eye goggles 

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim

Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.

iranian eye goggles by Joemom12 February 12, 2014

iranian gas mask 

ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk

The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.

May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.

"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"

iranian gas mask by banannaphone January 27, 2010

Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.

Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!

Iranian Knuckleball by fastbacks November 19, 2019

Iranian Enema 

The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.

I gave a bitch the Iranian enema and now she won't talk to me

Iranian Enema by Cum powered vehicle December 21, 2019

Iranian Friendship 

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.

Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.

Iranian Friendship by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020