Intesticles 

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

Intesticles by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

intestinal suck 

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.

"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?

intestinal suck by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

Intestinal rippy 

When your booty hole let’s loose like a fire hydrant

I have to clean the entire bathroom after that intestinal rippy

Intestinal rippy by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

intervines 

Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!

The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines

intervines by tbonaz April 13, 2008

Intestine Tapper 

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

Intestine Tapper by jwb71 July 24, 2011

intestinal 

It is when you're buttfucked in the ass and you feel a penis ride up and tickle your small intestines

Yo he got intestinal

intestinal by Yolomaster6837 October 3, 2016

Intestine Barbeque 

When a band of lunatics decide to have a barbeque. One of them gets a knife and cuts their belly open and their intestines spring out. Then the intestines are fried on the barbeque and served with bat poo.

Mmmmm... That was tasty! That was the best Intestine Barbeque ever!

Intestine Barbeque by Lt.AC April 21, 2009