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Illusion by Randomness Theory

A framework proposing that we are not only fooled by randomness (seeing patterns where none exist) but also by the illusion that randomness explains everything—that we systematically attribute to chance what is actually structured, caused, or designed. Illusion by Randomness Theory reveals the opposite bias: seeing randomness where there is pattern, dismissing genuine signals as noise, attributing to luck what is actually skill, structure, or causality. It's the bias of the hyper-skeptic, the debunker, the person who explains away every anomaly as coincidence. While Taleb warned against seeing patterns in noise, Illusion by Randomness warns against seeing noise in patterns—a complementary blindness that is equally dangerous.
Illusion by Randomness Theory "He won the lottery twice. 'Just randomness,' they said. But the lottery wasn't random—it was rigged. Illusion by Randomness: seeing chance where there's corruption, dismissing pattern as noise. The bias protects us from seeing structure we'd rather not acknowledge. Not everything random is random; sometimes the pattern is real, and we just don't want to see it."

cocktical illusion 

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

Leggings illusion 

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.
Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

asian illusion 

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.
"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
asian illusion by Princeout July 1, 2011

Emo Illusion 

1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.
1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."
Emo Illusion by Applesxx July 25, 2010

Protoctical Illusion 

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.
David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.