Crusty Muff Huffer 

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

Crusty Muff Huffer by E. Willaby May 4, 2010

leather huffer 

One who smells leather excessively.

If Erin cannot get a handle on her leather huff(ing) habits in the workplace, she may soon be fired. I saw her smelling her Kooba bag again. Erin is definitely a bonafide leather huffer.

leather huffer by Cydne Washington August 19, 2008

spluddle-huffer 

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

spluddle-huffer by shyjason September 5, 2005

queef huffer 

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

queef huffer by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006

Retarded Huffer Baby 

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same

Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.

Retarded Huffer Baby by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010

Rainbow Huffer 

Someone who has anal intercourse then sniff the blood out of the ass, if there is any blood apparent

That girl is a rainbow huffer for doin that to MehKaila

Rainbow Huffer by Cdab3ast November 28, 2010

Methane Huffer 

The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.

"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"

or

"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'

Methane Huffer by river jameser January 4, 2011