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Animal Crossing New Hori 

THE BEST GAME ON EARTH!!!! You own a island with animals and you have guides named Timmy and Tommy WHO ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE and Tom Nook WHO IS FLIPPING ADORABLE and kinda annoying in my opinion helps with your journey to (sorry if I got some stuff wrong!) also Timmy and Tommy are Dating and I ship it
Me: DUDE DO YOU PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS?!?!?!?!?!?

Random Person: YES!!!!

Me: ITS THE BEST GAME EVER RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?

Person: YUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Me: WE ARE NOW FRENS!

Person! YUSSSESSSESSS!!!!!!
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Cory tha hori 

A name used to discribe the New Zealand equivalent to trailer trash. generally come from areas such as South Auckland and Otara.
These people are so cheap they steal stuff from the Warehouse
Maori1: Sup Cory tha hori ? what chu been up to kuzzy?
Maori2: Nafing aye just getting wasted bout u bro
Maori1: yeah nah same aye
Pakeha: Gosh you have a filthy mouth you bloody hori's
Maori2: what stuff you lady wanna hiding
Cory tha hori by ChurCuzChair April 4, 2020

I hate Hori-san 

UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)

because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT

HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH

HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER

WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD
I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)
I hate Hori-san by blazezo_xcn July 22, 2021

Forza Horizon 4 

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression 

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.
Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons