Lift Hiker 

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

Lift Hiker by stu hix September 7, 2007

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

Hitch-Hiker by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Honeymoon Hiker

Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.

Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?

Honeymoon Hiker by Foster Price III February 4, 2010

Lazy hitch hiker 

When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.

Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker

Lazy hitch hiker by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009

Gay Hitch Hiker 

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

Gay Hitch Hiker by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Lazy Hitch hiker 

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.

Lazy Hitch hiker by Sean the Buffalo December 4, 2010

ass hiker 

Someone that rides your ass to the peak

Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker

ass hiker by Nasty Nate February 8, 2015