Hackering off 

The act of masterbating by grinding, humping, and moving hips side to side against an inanimate object.

i like hackering off on my bed at night

Hackering off by Scott Hacker December 15, 2010

Heldering Syndrome 

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.

S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?

Heldering Syndrome by TC_1 September 8, 2010

beckering 

To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.

Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...

beckering by Kwazinator October 31, 2011

Hecking Sporknugget 

It's a term to describe someone of complete and utter stupidity; still a term of endearment

Roman you hecking sporknugget, accept my friend request

Hecking Sporknugget by this is for Toa January 31, 2019

neckering 

The act of doing something so awesome that it makes everybody else so jealous that they hate you for it.
Inspired from historical figure Jacques Necker who tried to solve all of frances problems but for kicked out of his job.

Stop neckering everything.

neckering by NECKER WUZ HERE September 2, 2020

Hookering 

The act of being a hooker; Selling your body for sexual favors.

Working the streets and/or a corner.

What Nick and Paco do In Walla Walla, Washington.

God, look at that person hookering that corner!

Hookering by Nikolaii November 17, 2009

hookering 

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons

I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez

hookering by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005