Grits 

The Proverbial Crotchel Area!

Usually said by guys.
However if said by older women may make one toss ones own cookies.

"kiss my GRITS.............."

Grits by cdanmanrun November 26, 2004

Grits 

Slang for "tits". Generally used as slang but also used to cover up that you are talking about a chick's knockers.

Did you see the grits on that slut who walked by?

Your mom might be disgusting, but man, she has a great set of grits.

Grits by Ridgewood October 7, 2004

grits 

short for cigarettes

Shit, I am almost out of grits!

grits by Katrina Pepperfuck December 15, 2008

grits 

N.

1. That mushy stuff eaten by southern people.
2. Acronym for "Girls Raised in the South".
3. Christian rap group.

Adj.
gritty-feeling uncomfortably sandy.

1. Let's eat some grits.
2. My girl friends were raised in FL, so does that make 'em GRITS?
3. Grits' only really decent songs are "Here We Go" and "Life of a Christian".

ADJ.
After going to the beach, your ass feels gritty.

grits by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003

grits 

marijuana

I think I'll have me a bowl-o-grits for breakfast

grits by Leauxbeaux July 18, 2016

Grits 

1)Any STD acquired solely through sodomy.

(As of mid 80's research, there are no longer any more STDs that are believed to be acquired only through butt-sex.)

2) When a gay man has AIDS, it is assumed they acquired it through sodomy sexual activity, and, therefor, is derogatorily referred to as them having Grits.

Man 1: "This man has been diagnosed with Grits"
man 2: "this is the 90th century. It is called AIDs now."

- Grey's anatomy

Grits by nightlover October 29, 2012

grits 

Good food

Yum, Yum

grits by Saints October 7, 2003