geriatric slut

An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.

Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.

geriatric slut by Kairo2020 October 2, 2020

Geriatric youngin 

Person who absolutely loves the same culture as people who were born during the great depression and some modern day music but hates the 90s

I am 21 and I listen to Doo wop,the 50s;60s;70s;80s;2000s era and that makes me a geriatric youngin.

Geriatric youngin by Kitty Minx June 18, 2021

geriatrigy 

a really old person that can do something really new

My grandma is a geriatrigy--she's on facebook and she tweets several times a day.

geriatrigy by Una Malachica May 14, 2009

geriatric texting

When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.

He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.

geriatric texting by J Farrar April 25, 2015

geriatric bypass 

1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

geriatric bypass by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010

Geriatric bypass 

Euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it's describing a young person.

Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.

Geriatric bypass by Jayfa September 2, 2010

geriatric fart

old fart

"he's 92 he's a geriatric fart"

geriatric fart by bumb October 1, 2003