bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

the speech function 

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.

"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"

the speech function by wambulance June 12, 2009

Gain of function 

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.

Gain of function by RocketMan November 30, 2021

Man Function 

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

Man Function by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

too gay to function 

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts

Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion

too gay to function by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013

we out here trynna function 

tow or more people who are some where trying to start or join a party.

origination: the east bay area

we out here trynna function

im trynna function

you trynna function

me and my potnas out here trynna function

me and my niggas are going to the function

I'm having a function if you wanna come

we out here trynna function by young lala July 30, 2012

Lewisian Function 

A mathematical function where the output is the opposite sign to the input.

A simple Lewisian function produces the negative of its input (-5 => 5, 5 => -5).

A more complex function that returns any real but conforms to the same sign constraints is also a Lewisian function.

Lewisian Function by aie93 March 15, 2010