Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

Fumming by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

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Flumping

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

Flumping by yagoah April 22, 2009

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famping

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.

"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."

famping by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009

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Fupping

Smoking an electronic cigarette, another term for vaping. A description of the continuous puffing action used by E-cigarette users. Akin to the mindless constant chewing action of a Koala, and their stoned appearance.

I'm just going outside for a quick Fupp, anyone want to join me?.

Where is Dean? He's outside Fupping

Fupping by Alf from Home & Away November 28, 2013

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