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Frack-ass 

When you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand.
It took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because I had to clean up after my frack-ass.
Frack-ass by dicknesia June 10, 2014
Related Words

frack major

joey blew me so hard he must be a frack major
frack major by rj_yktv March 23, 2022

frack vipe 

A perfectly nice innocent phrase, that everybody young and old can understand :)

Usually used as an adjective to describe someone nice.
“I’m the leader of this school and whatever I say goes” and frack vipe
frack vipe by sexyslocombfans69 January 29, 2023

Frack bottom 

he hit rock bottom and kept on going, until he hit frack bottom.
Frack bottom by Bengy75 September 16, 2012

frack sack 

a interesting way of expressing your sudden surprise or disbelief in bad things
bob: what the frack sack just happened to mary
shank: she was shot
bob: welp

Frack Job 

A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
"Hey,you want to give me a frack job?"
"Sure, just let me get my hard hat."
Frack Job by theattorney January 7, 2021