Forklift 

A threatening move in which a person (most commonly a male) will attack another male by spreading his butt cheeks apart visciously. Side effects may include anal discharge and bleeding.

Stop pretending to throw that ball at me or else i'll forklift you.

Forklift by jsizzle215 April 4, 2009

Missouri Forklift  

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

Missouri Forklift by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

new jersey forklift by polly wagler August 4, 2010

Mexican Forklift 

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

Mexican Forklift by Ian December 23, 2004

spanish forklift 

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

spanish forklift by coolmam374828288238 November 5, 2009

wooden forklift 

the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination

"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."

wooden forklift by mbz7832 November 18, 2014

forklifting 

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

forklifting by trahma July 21, 2008