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Flatten the Curve 

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
Flatten the Curve by YAWA March 13, 2020

fluttered 

That moment you realize you're not on Earth anymore

Synonomns: fried,high,fucked up, dummy, stuck, and faded.
Jimmy just hit the blunt, then he ripped a dab and realized he was fluttered.
fluttered by 420bonghits4jesus March 17, 2016

Flattening the curve 

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
We're flattening the curve, just vertically

flittered 

overly excited, in a very gay way
Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug.
flittered by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006

Butt Flattener 

—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.
“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”

Flattening Your Mouse 

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.