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First World Beauty

The act of being a beauty, but the beauty must reside in a country of "1st World Status." If Beauty was born in 2nd or 3rd world and moves to a 1st world country, then they still qualify for 1st world Status.
"Bro I am such a First World Beauty."

"That guy we met from Africa, Third World Beauty he is."

"You macking that broad was def of the First world Beauty level."
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first world flex 

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
first world flex by face of mars November 18, 2019

First World Charity 

Acts of generosity from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
B: "My gastroenterologist brother-in-law wrote off his car in a crash, and has to wait 6 months for a Tesla! I felt sorry for him so I gave him my order and now he only has to wait 3 months."
Y: "That's first world charity"

First-World Christianity 

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?

First World Guilt 

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
First World Guilt by kfalcon June 26, 2025

The first world war

By name, World war I, by historical fact, the seven years' war, which saw the formation of the British Empire and of the current United states eastern border. it was a mere two decades after this that the 13 colonies separated from Britain, the first lands not lost to another europower.
The seven years' war in the mid 18th century or the one at the beggining of the twentieth?

Digimon World Series Is Urban Dictionary: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Digimon World Series Is Urban Dictionary: The First Juvenile Release.