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Mexican Firehose 

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass
So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose
Mexican Firehose by smapdi100 July 22, 2008

Firehose Cock 

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
Firehose Cock by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

colombian firehose 

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.
"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

Carolina firehose 

The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.
Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude

firehouse whore 

Is a whore who only fucks firemen.
Kim is a firehouse whore according to Kyle.
firehouse whore by Roastmaster December 1, 2015

facehosed 

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.
'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'
facehosed by Moen77 November 10, 2017