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Finding R2's hidden message 

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress

Finding Christmas Present 

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

finding nemo 

Euphemism for a marijuana smoking session.
"I'm gonna drive on down to the bank, hit up the ATM, and find nemo in the parking lot once I'm done."
finding nemo by Arrbear September 15, 2005

finding nemo 

A movie made by Disney/Pixar.
I am going to watch Finding Nemo.

finding dory 

The predecessor following the film finding Nemo TM and will either be fucking amazing or suck major ass crack
Dude: hey wanna see finding dory?
Guy: idk man it's either gonna suck ass or suck your moms ass

finding the remote 

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.
My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.