Flingomajig 

A satisfying feeling when at the beach or pool! It’s like getting tingles in your stomach like a satisfying bath!

While relaxing at the beach: I feel a flingomajig coming!

Flingomajig by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

Filigion 

Filigion is the world's greatest religion, It accepts everyone; Black, White, Yellow, Brown, Men, maybe women, and sometimes gays.

It was founded when a guy went sicko mode and flipped his dick inside out, forcing a hero to step in and challenge him. This hero's name was Filay, he did something unthinkable, he cranked 90's on the guy. This resulted in the challenger creaming his pants and running out of semen causing him to never show his face again. But rumor has it that one day the guy will come back stronger than before and challenge the hero.

A: Woah dude how did your dick get so big?

B:Oh, I just joined the Filigion

Filigion by The Second Penis of Filigion October 26, 2020

Dome Fling 

A relationship consisting entirely of the female performing felatio on the the male. Absolutely no commitment required.

Did you hear about Mike? He's got an awesome dome fling going with that chick from finance class! He gets head every night and doesn't have to do a thing in return!

Dome Fling by ahabthearab November 30, 2010

fiblings 

Two siblings that make love to each other.

Did you hear about jon and javy? They've secretly been having sex... They're ferfin fiblings!

fiblings by jeebroo duh hebrew March 22, 2013

Firing the Surgeon General 

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

Firing the Surgeon General by Android May 2, 2006

Jimmy Failing 

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

Jimmy Failing by pFritzo July 10, 2014

fixing 

verb: when someone , most likely from the south, is about to do or complete a task.

Me: When are you going to move your truck?
Truck Driver: I'm fixing to.

I am fixing to fix my stereo.

fixing by David Koresh June 7, 2005