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festival ready 

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
festival ready by Bboxed September 2, 2014

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

Tribeca Film Festival 

Nicole Bartelme originated the Tribeca Film Festival, based in lower Manhattan with its focus on independent filmmakers and films with innovative sound tracks. Proceeds of the festival were to benefit ACE -the Association For Community Employment . A component of her blue print included a family day to celebrate film in the community, to appease rather than alienate its residents and enjoin them into the festivities. The late April dates she chose corresponded with potential Los Angles film buyers on route to Europe for the Cannes Film Festival. Bartelme, engaged in legalities with Jane Rosenthal of the Tribeca Film Center, relinquished all rights after 9/11, 2001. The Tribeca Film Festival was then launched in 2002 by Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal and Craig Hatkoff. The Festival’s mission is to promote New York City as a major filmmaking center and allow its filmmakers to reach the broadest possible audience. By upholding a belief in the artistic process as a means to tell the stories of loss and redemption, fear and prosperity, chaos and revolution with the spirit of independent film at the helm.
The Tribeca Film Festival is anchored in Tribeca and takes place in additional neighborhoods throughout Manhattan, featuring film screenings, special events, concerts, a family street fair, and panel discussions.
Tribeca Film Festival by InFo-Net October 29, 2007

festival groupie

Some fine ass thick bitch who stays at a groups camp and serves cock usually while wrecked on drugs and drunk. Getting a camp groupie or festival groupie is usually an aim for certain groups of men who like free sex and don't mind sharing pathetic sluts.
"That girl over there has been fucking pretty much every guy who asks."

"Yeah she's probably a festival groupie"
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"Yo we need to get hold of some dumb bitch who we can turn into our festival groupie this weekend."

"Fuck I aint sure the sex is worth sharing the 2c-b"

"Fuck off you didn't even pay for it, you sesh gremlin"
festival groupie by SeshKing February 26, 2018

festigio 

"well you are a festigio... see i can make up words too"
festigio by justsayno June 21, 2007

Festicle 

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009