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musical exorcism 

The act of banishing a song from your head after it has been stuck there for days. There are two known methods of musical exorcism:

1) Listen to a recording of the song in your head
2) Begin singing "Black Betty" by Ram Jam to yourself
I wake up every morning thinking of nothing but "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga. Time to queue up Grooveshark and perform a musical exorcism.
musical exorcism by Cephiroth September 4, 2010

The Exorcism

While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.
Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"
The Exorcism by DoomHammer November 4, 2014

Reverse Exorcism 

The act of the male cumming into the female eye, causing her to go complete bat shit crazy.
Oh my gosh I came on Jennifer's eye last night and she started having a reverse exorcism!
Reverse Exorcism by Dapope69 September 4, 2013

gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter
“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”
gastric exorcism by WonderBlox October 14, 2023

An Exorcism 

You see what it is that they are doing right? That is how you know they know their religion is a lie! This is what they do when they don't like the truth! It's like the haunting in Connecticut or something like a possession movie.
Hym "They treat I like an exorcism. They invoke the authority of their imaginary friend and shout things they know are not true until 'the demon inside you' i.e. YOUR OWN MIND stops saying things they don't want to hear. It hasn't ever been about truth or falsehood. This is their insane reaction to thought crime."
An Exorcism by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

The Tennesssee Exorcism

The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs
I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.