excuse me miss 

A phrase uttered right before penetrating a girl so hard, you tear her perineum

Sam "excuse me miss"
Trisha "what?...AHHHH"

excuse me miss by Wilshire July 3, 2008

excuse me um i love you 

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

excuse me um i love you by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

excuse me bitch 

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.

Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"

excuse me bitch by BakaDog February 14, 2017

excuse me ily

ily means I love you and if a significant other feels down don’t worry say “excuse me ily”

Significant other: Nobody loves me :( You: Excuse me ily

excuse me ily by ilikegoldfish January 30, 2021

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles 

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

Excuse me but what the fuck 

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

Excuse me but what the fuck by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY 

A tiktoker who puts this in like every tiktok they make and they think they are a “fAiRy”

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY

EXCUSE ME MY NAME IS FAIRY by freak.bob May 20, 2022