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Eraserhead moment 

When you get stuck doing something you can't stand because of serendipitous circumstances, and the only thing worse than doing it would be not to do it.
After Fred drifted away from all his friends in college, his mom was hit by a car and rendered comatose. He spends most of his waking life talking to her and taking care of her. It is not clear whether she is braindead or not. When he found himself stuck in this situation, he had an eraserhead moment.
Eraserhead moment by Studgger December 17, 2009

ease up turbo

Telling a person to calm down for any particular reason. They could be getting angry, excited, horny etc.

(Calling them turbo implies they are getting "revved up" like a turbo charger in an engine.)
Friend: MAN I am going to KILL THAT ASSHOLE who cut me off in traffic!!!!

You: Ease up turbo, its just the roids talkin'!
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You: Yo dude you hungry? Want me to get you something from the store?

Friend: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

You: Ease up turbo I've only got 10 bucks!
1. to become less stringent

2. to relax
Come on people, ease up, it was only a joke.

erse-hurl 

Another euphemistic mispronunciation of "asshole". Cf. the use of icehole by the character Roman Moronie in the movie Johnny Dangerously.
He's such a fargin erse-hurl.
erse-hurl by Ostrodamis August 9, 2013

erasermic 

person 1:Bakudeku is the best ship

me: Go to horny jail, you know erasermic is best
erasermic by Oh_Kae? February 4, 2021
a joke or otherwise non-serious comment.
Derivation: Joke in spanish is chiste, which sounds like chicle, which is a small piece of gum, and in spanglish gum is goma, so its a small piece of goma, and goma is actually an eraser in spanish, so its a small eraser, which, in spanglish, is an eraserito.
Damn, B. Don't get so defensive, it was only an eraserito
eraserito by DMM December 7, 2003