doolies 

Sparse, pubescent facial hair, grown out in an attempt to fashion a genuine beard. Often sported by one who is oblivious to his lack of facial hair, or by a high school student eager to grow a full beard.

Josh: "Look at that guy, he thinks he can grow a beard?"
John: "I know man, someone tell him to shave off those doolies."

doolies by Kick Me January 7, 2009

doobiesnack 

the act or process in which one or more people smoke a doobie

Yo brotha, you wanna get in on a doobiesnack?

doobiesnack by nick stivala June 13, 2008

dookieshmurf

1. A rather stinky and smelly port o potty or bathroom.

2. Can also be a word used as a descriptive word for something that smells unpleasant or stinky.

1. “Bro don’t go in that port o potty, it smells like a dookieshmurf”

2. “I stepped in dog poop and now my shoe smells like dookieshmurf.”

dookieshmurf by chyezy March 26, 2023

ooby doobies 

Scrumptious snacks

Let's order some ooby doobies.

ooby doobies by hummerpie February 20, 2017

flaming poopy dookies 

Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.

When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.

Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile

Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea

Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.

flaming poopy dookies by dewy0677 February 13, 2019

Scoobie Doobies 

Pictures of boobs from the late 19th Century dating all the way back to the 16th Century.

Scooby doos - When you can only see one of the boobs because the other one is covered by hair, or a pillow or something.

That picture has scoobie doobies in them and man is it old.

Scoobie Doobies by Smack1293898 May 4, 2009

Boobie Doobies

Really AWESOME Tits

Dude that chic has some nice looking jugs. Hell yeah bro them things right there are some boobie doobies.

Boobie Doobies by mrlowdo September 6, 2010