Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

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Stroll down the old dirt road

Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.

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An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

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The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.

After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

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The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

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poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

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when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

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