Desperation Candy 

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

Desperation Candy by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Desperation Salad 

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.

Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.

Desperation Salad by luckydespot June 23, 2009

Desperation Drunk 

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

Desperation Drunk by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer 

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

desperation beer by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Desperation Joggers 

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.

Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.

Desperation Joggers by Amersons March 5, 2019

desperation station

The guy/girl who really desperate people go home with at the end of the night.

Sally- Hey where did Jill go?
Jill- Oh she went home with eric, the desperation station.

desperation station by BryanPearson February 4, 2007

Desperation (in a female) 

A woman trying to hold on to something that is no longer there in terms of a relationship and has not come to the point of letting it go.

Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.

She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.

She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.

She has started to post old pictures? That is the first sign of desperation (in a female)!

Desperation (in a female) by STGP February 16, 2009